Por JAIME BEDOYA
LATINOAMERICA es un gran pueblo hermano. Compartimos los mismos dolores y esperanzas, y en la carencia del prójimo la vecindad se hace fraterna en favor del que poco tiene. Los hermanos chilenos acaban de ser estigmatizados por la brevedad, rayana en lo microscópica, de su virilidad. Bajo el lente de aumento que brinda la justa medida de lo objetivo, ampliemos la perspectiva sobre esta tiny issues of concern to men and women south of Tacna. Following a performance of oversized importance because of its elemental, thousands of Chileans posed naked on the cold streets of Santiago for an American photographer, excuse the irony, of marked features eunuchs. The occasion was celebrated as a sign of liberation of the southern mentality constrained, and given the levels of euphoria reached, was about to boil over into bizarre uprising welfare not because they live in makes it all worth against which rebel is boredom. The bad news came weeks later. A Chilean journalist (1), brave must be admitted, appropriated an article that had attracted the attention of an American friend of hers about nudity that was not the audacity to pose naked in a conservative country and a climate infamous, but what little they had to show the boys. With clinical and probably trained eye, she estimated the average Chilean male brandished before the world audience shocked between three and five centimeters, or four. We know the effect of low temperature in the fullness infringe expressive of masculinity: the blood vessel contraction reduces everything to a minimum. But the climate alibi was broken up by the young through tripod solid argument:
a) the case of cold lobster with attributes jumbo Maine who intimidated the usual hostility of crustaceans
b) Russians wearing their natural clocks in the harsh Siberian conditions
c) Eskimo innocent frolicking naked in the arctic snow entangled in his own humanity as kind of ivy is involved.
Chilean event was named for posterity as The March of 4 centimeters. Let us assume that the historical differences that run the future of our countries can not resort to such minutiae as an excuse for cargamontón. One inch, one inch less, do more man to man. As a dark skin, Peru's say, not less person to a vendor in Santiago. In the past we were taught that the south had cunningly an enemy. They were told to falsehood that civilization just north of Arica. Refute what touches us. Our traditionalist scholar Ricardo Palma, the then rebuilt the National Library after the Chilean occupation would use it as a stable, he said that in Peru, which has no Mandinga Inga. With a cool head but remember that burning Mandingo rigor is reflected in the overwhelming advantage of José Manuel, mulatto slave conquer Luz Maria, the daughter of his master, in the novel of manners Matalache (2). And
Inga, an old name that marked the Andean culture whose influence reached as far south as Tierra del Fuego, received a proud heritage gathered in a majestic huaco Moche (AD 500 the Christian era). The pottery shows a Peruvian former humble and friendly with one hand while innocently greets his audience timeless, the other wields a supreme member of reverential proportions pointing to infinity, splitting the world into two with the shadow of the diagonal power . History does not lie. Before getting distressed by the cruel accuracy of mathematics, the Chileans were to consider at least two arguments for how little. First the basics. The myth of the functional superiority of the genitals involuntary superlative among its founding fathers to Sir Richard Burton, nineteenth-century explorer. In Africa, Burton devoted himself to measure among other appendages hanging from the natives. For reasons now obvious, such as the absence of the tyranny of underwear, the rule of law of the severity and characteristics of the breed maximalist, results, always at rest, were bulky (3).
LATINOAMERICA es un gran pueblo hermano. Compartimos los mismos dolores y esperanzas, y en la carencia del prójimo la vecindad se hace fraterna en favor del que poco tiene. Los hermanos chilenos acaban de ser estigmatizados por la brevedad, rayana en lo microscópica, de su virilidad. Bajo el lente de aumento que brinda la justa medida de lo objetivo, ampliemos la perspectiva sobre esta tiny issues of concern to men and women south of Tacna. Following a performance of oversized importance because of its elemental, thousands of Chileans posed naked on the cold streets of Santiago for an American photographer, excuse the irony, of marked features eunuchs. The occasion was celebrated as a sign of liberation of the southern mentality constrained, and given the levels of euphoria reached, was about to boil over into bizarre uprising welfare not because they live in makes it all worth against which rebel is boredom. The bad news came weeks later. A Chilean journalist (1), brave must be admitted, appropriated an article that had attracted the attention of an American friend of hers about nudity that was not the audacity to pose naked in a conservative country and a climate infamous, but what little they had to show the boys. With clinical and probably trained eye, she estimated the average Chilean male brandished before the world audience shocked between three and five centimeters, or four. We know the effect of low temperature in the fullness infringe expressive of masculinity: the blood vessel contraction reduces everything to a minimum. But the climate alibi was broken up by the young through tripod solid argument:
a) the case of cold lobster with attributes jumbo Maine who intimidated the usual hostility of crustaceans
b) Russians wearing their natural clocks in the harsh Siberian conditions
c) Eskimo innocent frolicking naked in the arctic snow entangled in his own humanity as kind of ivy is involved.
Chilean event was named for posterity as The March of 4 centimeters. Let us assume that the historical differences that run the future of our countries can not resort to such minutiae as an excuse for cargamontón. One inch, one inch less, do more man to man. As a dark skin, Peru's say, not less person to a vendor in Santiago. In the past we were taught that the south had cunningly an enemy. They were told to falsehood that civilization just north of Arica. Refute what touches us. Our traditionalist scholar Ricardo Palma, the then rebuilt the National Library after the Chilean occupation would use it as a stable, he said that in Peru, which has no Mandinga Inga. With a cool head but remember that burning Mandingo rigor is reflected in the overwhelming advantage of José Manuel, mulatto slave conquer Luz Maria, the daughter of his master, in the novel of manners Matalache (2). And
Inga, an old name that marked the Andean culture whose influence reached as far south as Tierra del Fuego, received a proud heritage gathered in a majestic huaco Moche (AD 500 the Christian era). The pottery shows a Peruvian former humble and friendly with one hand while innocently greets his audience timeless, the other wields a supreme member of reverential proportions pointing to infinity, splitting the world into two with the shadow of the diagonal power . History does not lie. Before getting distressed by the cruel accuracy of mathematics, the Chileans were to consider at least two arguments for how little. First the basics. The myth of the functional superiority of the genitals involuntary superlative among its founding fathers to Sir Richard Burton, nineteenth-century explorer. In Africa, Burton devoted himself to measure among other appendages hanging from the natives. For reasons now obvious, such as the absence of the tyranny of underwear, the rule of law of the severity and characteristics of the breed maximalist, results, always at rest, were bulky (3).
Without going into technicalities, it has been confirmed the irrelevance of the size at the species meet. Just as a cumbersome shotgun scares but does not kill, a compact Smith & Wesson 38 short barrel is lethal, even before the first shot. Second, we suffer with Andean Stoicism the desperate desire to contribute something Chilean own the world. We are pleased and legal impetus softens the passion with which he intends awarded Pisco or our cherimoya. But as misguided effort, as well as fascia, now becomes unnecessary. The Hindu Kama Sutra says that man comes into the world equipped as such within three categories of zoological analogy: with rabbit penis (13 cm) of bull (22 cm), or horse (25 cm). Chile's unique revelation in this area would establish a new category of equipment impossible to beat without going into pediatric sites (4). This contribution 100% Chilean and no one would have to play tentatively be called Lucchetti penis. The Chilean brand of pasta produced a sort of mini penne or pennette commercially called "Feather" that has an average of just 4 cm. The next step, that of his "Striped Canuto, 5 cm long, possibly too large for what concerns us. Deserved tribute to the scientific community would do to a company that believes in truth, in nature, and in that outstripped the moral insignificance was and will Vladimiro Montesinos.
(1) Juan de Nadie, Caras magazine.
(2) Enrique Lopez Albujar, 1928.
(3) In Somalia, a local measured sleep: 15 inches in the very respectable state of semi-consciousness.
(4) During the first 6 months the stretched penis of an infant is an average size of 3 to 4 inches. If it measures less than 2 cm is considered micropenis and involves investigating the etiology (cause) and sex determination. The maneuver of stretching should be done by the child health professional.
(1) Juan de Nadie, Caras magazine.
(2) Enrique Lopez Albujar, 1928.
(3) In Somalia, a local measured sleep: 15 inches in the very respectable state of semi-consciousness.
(4) During the first 6 months the stretched penis of an infant is an average size of 3 to 4 inches. If it measures less than 2 cm is considered micropenis and involves investigating the etiology (cause) and sex determination. The maneuver of stretching should be done by the child health professional.
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